Woo,
Another year passed? Oh my word, oh brother.
It's the 14th of June, time to celebrate Grandmother!
And what a special Wooey your family enjoys,
I can't imagine how you handle our crap with such poise!
From days spent on Old Folks feeding Miss Piggy,
to pranking ADK townies with my favorite biddy.
We've shared some times both upstate and down south
Over the years we've enjoyed bass and walleye in routh!
If I were around, an hour-long back rub you'd receive,
Though I'd have my eyes clenched shut, I must concede.
The problem, you see, is that I am here and you are there.
It takes a global effort just to show you that I care!
15 thousand miles apart and I'm still the first!
So sorry to all your children whose bubbles I must burst!
But I'm first this year, my excitement you should know,
is due to Win's birthday rules, I hate to deal you such a blow!
I'm sure Jorge will make you feel everything is right,
he'll be prepared, a maple-infused treat for your special night.
He has known for a while you're quite the cake fiend,
but that's all from me now, talk to you in 2017!
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| "Sehr gut!! Sich zurück!!" |
Happy birthday Woo!!
Your favorite southern-hemisphere dwelling grandson,
Emory
